HAC 9000, Heuristic Answers Computer, is your new personal life advisor.
Ask any question you have. HAC 9000 has your answer.
You remember 2001: A Space Odyssey ? Keep HAC 9000 and its guidance voice with you.
Works for everyday-life and major decisions.
Do not expect to have HAL 9000 in your smartphone for free ;-)
It is a Joke ? Yes ! definitively.